A few things I care about
- Decency first. However you found your way here, you'll be treated with respect — and the same is expected in return. Cruelty, intimidation, and prejudice get no airtime on this page.
- Only trust this address. I run one page and one page only, and nothing outside the links above speaks for me. If some other profile or site borrows my name, it's a fake.
Privacy policy
The purpose of this page begins and ends with directing you to my official links. You won't find a login screen or a form here — browsing asks nothing of you.
What gets tallied. A tiny counter with no cookies attached lets me estimate how many visits happen each day and which links earn a tap. Your IP address is never written down anywhere — it's collapsed into a short irreversible code whose only job is separating one day's visitors, and it evaporates after that. Zero ad cookies, zero tracking that reaches beyond this page.
From there onward. The instant you follow a link somewhere else, that destination's own privacy policy becomes the one that counts.
Effective 9 August 2026
Terms & conditions
By using this page you're accepting the short list below. Should any point not suit you, the simple fix is to stop using the page.
Not my platforms. All of these links point to services belonging to other companies. Once you've clicked away, you're under their rules — and neither their content nor their uptime is anything I can promise.
Look, then leap. Where a link leads, there may be that platform's own conditions waiting for your agreement. Have a glance through them and make your own call before going further.
Respect the originals. Everything on this page — the name, the pictures, the words — belongs to me. Duplicating it, republishing it, or dressing up as me with it is not permitted.
No promises made. This page is supplied exactly as you find it, warranty-free, and its links may be swapped out at any time. So far as the law lets me, I disclaim liability for any loss connected to using it.
Last updated 9 August 2026